What You didn't did Last Summer

The plan, for one good long year, was that I attend my University for two split semesters. This became the decision after a complicated series of maybes ad what ifs. A constant flux in variables is only to be expected in such impacting choices, but in the end the only imporatnt variable to me was that I attend school at all. You see I am going to become smarter; defying all odds. Unforunatly, I never really concidered math as a porion of my intellect. The varioubles became mixed, there was some bad adding and missplaced subtracting and the solution came out to one good long year off school.

My determination to continue to grow in my intelligence remains strong. In theory, this emotion is unshakable. In theory, so much time to focus on the importance of money and balance should aid me in molding my priorities, and education is one of them....but I have been in school for the last thirteen years...and I have worked in the summer before...is this really one big fat glorious season filled college vacation summer? The only thing that keeps people from going haywire when their shades are on and the top is down is the knowlegde that their tuition is due. The very essence of carefree is the current light hearted feeling in my chest.

Watch out roommates, batten the hatches Captain, deploy the lifeboats Titanic, she's about to BLOW! Her mind is a slush ball being kept in my fingers to the ears!

My first lesson to you as Professor of things you wish you could do: Hold under the microscope sandcastles and snow forts and you will find that the only differnce between them it that one has study questions edtche into it. But not for me! Fasinating business, no? And no, I will not be thinking so hard about the one whole year that...wow.

This is so not real life, but it is going to feel like it. If my cranium implodes please publish my journals, but I will admit, I did not spend a good long summer correcting my spelling.

So whatever you didn't do last summer is what I will become an expert in. If I spend my time learning, you will know that your vacation was duely wasted. If I learn to have more fun than any beach could have provided without the use of any thought, well, you may just regret what you didn't did last Summer.