Tim... Tim Timmy Tim Tim!

This just in! Timothy Heckt, the critically acclaimed missionary, has had a story to match that of the great Carlaberry! As may be expected the great Carlaberry is involved in this grand tale of the earnest attributes of romance.

From the day I heard of Tim I knew that he would always be within the view of my hawk-like vision, but I had no idea that fate would have brought us together so soon after our first meeting. Returning home on the bus, lonely and subjugated, I arrived at my stop just in time to spy this young gentlemen walking. Walking toward my street. Unsure that I had ever been so lucky in all of my life and could passably have been right then, I walked behind him; wondering at the reality of his existence. Finally I pretended to say hello to a 'Tim' on the phone, I pretended rather loudly. His head tuned and there was no more denying that this was the family rock star himself. So I stopped to chat. I talked myself into a very small pit and parted ways with him. The interaction was simple, it was short, but boy have I told that story a million times!

A discovery last night showed me that I did not indeed have a full knowledge of what repercussions this brave bit of luck really had. Tim held most of the story in the palm of his hand.

His old mission buddy had seen us...
Tim was accused of flirting with a pretty girl on the street; it had even been implied that she was...that she was...interested!

Aha, and now you begin to realize that this entry is ironic, even sarcastic, just as many of my others are. For those of you without a prior knowledge of Tim, he is THE friend of Julies from Freshmen year. He also likes math. So you see, this story is really exciting, as far as how exciting it is to watch my family laugh at the conclusions poor mission buddy had drawn from the quick glance he caught of Tim and I. But there was also a moral to this story, Tim told the truth. My morals are obviously lacking because I would have let the assumption go on being assumed and had a great time doing it. Thank you Tim for helping me be a better person by example.

And that concludes the 10 o'clock news with Morally Loose Carlaberry. I'm Carlaberry, join me at 11.