~Quotes and Context~

I love living by the portable journal. When something brilliant is said, weather it be brilliantly funny or brilliantly described, I record it. So, according to circumstance, my computer, my phone and random strips of paper have accumulated senseless and out of context quotes.

As to save the memory space on my phone and to put some use to the scattered word documents on my computer I have decided to here display them so that they may have someone else's eyes glance over them; be warned.

Phone:

Why would you bring your keys with you to Switzerland!?

If I found a bear in my dryer I would kill it

I realized that I was happy WHILE I was happy; what a pleasant lifestyle.

Your friendship was important to me. It helped my confidence; so you're right up there with my razor for appreciation.

Severely impressed

Every body is right

Insuperior

Sterling Dakota

sexist money

Good thing you don't get paid to wear a shirt.

My life is so active that I feel like my knees are going to explode

I'm big enough to cradle a cow.

Thanks for the absurd thanksgiving music

I apologize if my humor does not amuse you. "Rock" usually gets um rollin' in the isles, or a concussion in the head, but that's only when I throw it.

I do give up, all the time, but not until the time is right.

I took one giant leap for girl, you can take one small leap for mankind

Computer:

As long as falling is a scary experience he will never jump

It's not the facts that affect response, it's the way they are presented.

You can be what you want but you can't want what you are.

Acting is the lie to others that helps you discover the truth of you.

Part of being humble is to be grateful, and part of fasting is offering.

I really love jazz and I really love piano, those two things combined...let's just say that's the kind of feeling that makes Peter Pan fly.

That wasn't a line. I wouldn't use a line. These are facts. And when presented with facts you need to present them with words as well represented.

Happiness is the lemon juice in my open wound of fear.
Why don't you go off and realize that I'm just "someone," while I go off and realize you're just another one.

If you are going to tell the truth don't do it with so much false flair.

Mother and fathers bed was always far bouncier

What can you do with pretty?

She said yes to a party, not a date with you.

for now is the preparation for ever